Slate has a great apprentice sentence contest called can you write like Sarah Palin. The Slate post dissects Palin’s sentences beautifully as having: “multiple references to local flora and fauna, heavy use of PSAT vocabulary, slightly defensive tone, difficult-to-parse meaning”. One example sentence, “As the soles of my shoes hit the soft ground, I pushed past the tall cottonwood trees in a euphoric cadence, and meandered through willow branches that the moose munched on.”